Wanted

Much as I can never get out of any closet, particularly one with incredible clothes, I've to admit it - I'm gay, I like men.* In fact, hell, I don't understand straight men, particularly those that say they love women and will do anything to make them happy. I'll say one thing; they've a lot more patience than I do. Which brings me to my favourite funny from this week.

Why are lesbian relationships so complicated?

'Cos even women don't know what we want!**

I was asking Smruthi today and being the wise little oomphudum she is, she said with sage-like composure and no hesitation at all that what we wanted was attention. I was all, 'Oh my God, you're so wise, marry me!' before I realized wait.... there's no challenge there at all!

Then I heaved a giant sigh for the brave souls that come my way. All I know is what I don't want. Hands up, who knows what they do?

*Oh hey, free plug, Chennai Pride 2009. Apparently homosexuality isn't entirely abacharam anymore, Shiva Shiva. I hope you got the Shiva Shiva pun. If not, I can elaborate, in graphic detail. Ping me ;)

**Bet you wish that funny poll to the side of my blog wasn't closed now.