Men & Their Balls

All these years, feminists have thought sex was all there was on men's minds - but recent trends suggest to me their obsession isn't with sex, but with balls. I mean, where in the world would you find women huddling together to watch other women run aimlessly up and down giant fields with sundry miscellaneous equipment designed to better facilitate the movement of their, cough, balls? And yet, we see this actually constitutes entertainment in a man's world.

Throwing them through hoops, kicking them into goals, hitting them into wickets... we thought it was Freudian, all this, but what if the converse is true? I haven't a skirt short enough to prove it at the moment given how much weight (I think or otherwise) I've put on, but I do believe if it was a choice between their balls seeing some action and watching other men's balls on action on screen, I'd have more chance of being laid by a straight nun past menopause, short skirt or no short skirt.

Famines and droughts wiped out civilizations, IPL may just end ours if men can't take their eyes off the screen long enough to dutifully procreate.