When you fight with a Capricorn:
Capricorn: You have done more than enough damage to my ego, I think. I shall just leave.
(A minute passes.)
Scorpio: Jaan, if you wanna block me, you should block me across all your messengers or it won't be any use telling me you've left.
When you fight with a Piscean:
Pisces: You're... you're such a... tease! And a motherly figure! You just like provoke men and then you... you baby them! And then you just ignore them 'cos you've never taken any notice of ANYone but yourself, you're a self-contained frigid bitch.
Scorpio: Ok, how can I POSSIBLY be all of that together child? Do you want to pick one?
Pisces then proceeded to - I kid you not - twist my hand and sprain it.
When you fight with an Arian:
Scorpio: I hate you! Just, like, go away and never come back.
Aries: Okay, take care. Oh, and for how long shall I stay away?
When you fight with a Taurean:
Taurus: You think I'm bullheaded? You're a frikkin insect!
Scorpio: Lol. Chillax.
Taurus: You suck man.
Taurean freezes Scorpio out for a maximum of two days.
Taurus: Ok man I fucked up. Pissed?
Scorpio: Now I am.
Taurus: C'mon babe, don't be like that. I'm sorry, I'm an idiot, I suck.
When you fight with a Cancerian:
Cancer: Hi! What's new.
Scorpio: Not much man, life's fairly boring. Oh but I got a new (proceeds to talk for half an hour interrupted by sniffs and sighs). So sup!
Cancer: (Hearty sniff) You never tell me anything!
Scorpio: What? But, I... okay, let me think. Meanwhile, how are you?
Cancer: (in tones of great joy) Hurt! And sick! And I'm always the only one thinking about our relationship!
(Next day)
Cancer: Isn't it great how we never fight no matter what? Let's always stay this way!
When you fight with a Virgo:
Virgo: Ok, I'm off, byeeee.
Scorpio: You're done being pissed at me kya?
Virgo: No time now. Bye.
When you fight with a Saggitarian:
Saggi: (Insert deeply libelous thought that makes Scorpio wail her eyes out)
Saggi: Awww, you know I love you. I was just kidding. Come here.
Scorpio: Right. (Giggles). You love me.
Saggi: You're always like this!! Everything's just a joke to you!
I don't have memorable fights with the remaining signs.
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