Ass You Like It

This week's TMI is inspired by a conversation with the Appropriately-Funny-Non-Gay-28-Year-Old-Iyer-Boy. Not literally, butt of course. Here then are India's 3 most drool-worthy arses from a straight female perspective:

#3

Recent contender for possession of seriously potent goods: Ronit Roy, whose butt lunges totally made me love Udaan. Extra points for biceps that make you want to weep tears of unadulterated joy.

#2

Our old favorite, barely legal waiter-boy Calwin, last spied at Sweet Chariot, and man oh man, what-a-sweetness. Aj and I recommend ordering potato wedges and watching his aproned ass go toink-toink-tink up the spiral staircase to fetch it. Yes, I'm aware that constitutes harassment. Yes, we tipped well.

#1

By such a huge margin this really isn't even a competition: Ranbir Kapoor. I will forgive all the females-in-bath-towel cliche song sequences if we can just have one number Ranbir Kapoor in a towel in every movie made henceforth, thank you God for the images. Tell me his pants in Rocket Singh don't threaten happy relationships everywhere and I will tell you that you suck, because his ass is a work of art surpassed by, literally, NONE. EVER. Amen.

Hic

This is me sober:

Wow!!! I'm SPESHUL... SO speshul!!!! I'm likeee a purpal unicorn! With wings! Do all unicorns have wings? No, right? They have horns. All unicorns have HORNS. Why aren't they called uniHORNS? Why? Why? Why the corn? Why why why?

This is me drunk:

Hey! You know when giraffes fall backwards? That has to hurt right. But when they fall forward... they're just sitting down. Right? But apparently when giraffes sit down.... Dude, they DIE. But they're still funny.

... Yeah, I really don't think I need the drinks either. Thxbaiiii.

Cue to Aww

Once upon a time, I thought 'Mujhse Dosti Karoge' made SRK the wisest man EVER because duh, of course you'd fall in love with your bestest friend.

Many years of pakki-paradesi-chutiya frand requests later, I've come to realize that SRK is a Sorkarpet-paiyyan. And also, that one has more bestest friends than one thought the world was capable of containing without imploding from the sheer awesomeness of it all.

So, in short, you guys rock, and you make it very difficult for me to find just ONE guy to marry. And I'm well aware that I can mock frandsip day with the best of you, but as with Valentines', if the world's stopping to say 'I love you,' I'm not stopping to question why.

Happy day I say :) xox'es

and sunshine all around.

PS: I fully wanted to make you guys a new cartoon but I don't know where I put my pens, so we're just going to have to sigh and aww at some of my older ones, yeah? Yeah. Mwah.