Ass You Like It

This week's TMI is inspired by a conversation with the Appropriately-Funny-Non-Gay-28-Year-Old-Iyer-Boy. Not literally, butt of course. Here then are India's 3 most drool-worthy arses from a straight female perspective:

#3

Recent contender for possession of seriously potent goods: Ronit Roy, whose butt lunges totally made me love Udaan. Extra points for biceps that make you want to weep tears of unadulterated joy.

#2

Our old favorite, barely legal waiter-boy Calwin, last spied at Sweet Chariot, and man oh man, what-a-sweetness. Aj and I recommend ordering potato wedges and watching his aproned ass go toink-toink-tink up the spiral staircase to fetch it. Yes, I'm aware that constitutes harassment. Yes, we tipped well.

#1

By such a huge margin this really isn't even a competition: Ranbir Kapoor. I will forgive all the females-in-bath-towel cliche song sequences if we can just have one number Ranbir Kapoor in a towel in every movie made henceforth, thank you God for the images. Tell me his pants in Rocket Singh don't threaten happy relationships everywhere and I will tell you that you suck, because his ass is a work of art surpassed by, literally, NONE. EVER. Amen.