Hic

This is me sober:

Wow!!! I'm SPESHUL... SO speshul!!!! I'm likeee a purpal unicorn! With wings! Do all unicorns have wings? No, right? They have horns. All unicorns have HORNS. Why aren't they called uniHORNS? Why? Why? Why the corn? Why why why?

This is me drunk:

Hey! You know when giraffes fall backwards? That has to hurt right. But when they fall forward... they're just sitting down. Right? But apparently when giraffes sit down.... Dude, they DIE. But they're still funny.

... Yeah, I really don't think I need the drinks either. Thxbaiiii.