Have you noticed married women are more annoying than single women? See, they know they don't get to randomly hit on everyone anymore, and all that built up sexual tension gets them randy enough to jump their man till they get pregnant - and when they have kids, duuude, forget about it, they just metamorphise into shrill whiney screechy monsters who're pissed at the world because they can't erase the stretch marks away.
Plus, now that they've an excuse for all the weight they can put on, they just become bitchier than ever, while society says, 'Yeah, okay, they just pushed something the size of Akshaya's mouth out their vaginas' (now there's a pretty image) so they don't just lock them away in a sanotarium where they probably belong since they're clearly not contributing to society meaningfully being far too decibally strengthened.
Case in point: Jahangir. He married thousands of women and they all gave him kids. Then he married Mehrunissa Aunty, and fell in love - 'cos she just refused to give birth to his kids! It must have been a fun game 'Whee, stick in, stick out, anything popping out of you? No? Try again!' Just like a kid with a debit card but no pin number at an ATM.
Now that I've been my usual chauvinist sexist self, a nod towards feminism - whether they're banging their husbands or ejecting their sons, women, poor dears, are probably just thinking, 'God, get that pokey thing the fuck out of me!'
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