Rama

The perfect man is loyal,

Never cruel or mean.

He's completely honest,

And he always thinks you're lean.

He helps old people across the road

In him you can always confide.

As for reciprocating trust, well,

There's nothing he'll ever hide.

The perfect man loves children,

He doesn't mind their snot and goo.

He'll do everything it takes to prove

He's hopelessly in love with you.

He would never make you cry

Or fight for longer than a day...

Bloody hell with this rotten poem

The perfect man is CLEARLY gay.