STOP IN THE NAME OF SANITY!!!

Now that I have your attention, ladies and gentlemen, I must advise you to proceed with caution, for there is a lot of wisdom ahead, a lot of it rather rambly. It may trouble you to know there is another one on this planet as coherently insane as I am, and yet, there you have it, it is so; and we have concocted between us very many great thoughts which you will - hold your horses - read.

BUT FIRST! Let me warn you. If you try to pilfer any of this (and don't pull an Opal Mehta on me, these thoughts are GENUINE and you can't claim they came from ANY head but Shwetha's and/or mine!) you will end up with leprosy of the vagina, if you're male; and broken fingernails if you're female. And split ends also. And MJ dance moves. And - okay. You get the idea.

Ok now. READ IN ORDER. And we charge for autographs. Proceeds go towards puchkas.

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