There's something clearly wrong with a nation when the categories on their sex story site read 'Anal/Kinky,' 'Gay/Lesbian,' 'Injury,' 'Intoxicated,' 'Sad,' 'Virginity,' and, my personal giant turn-off though this could just be me, 'Vomit/Poo/Pee.' Reaffirms your faith in the good ol' nosher, what?
Six American Pies and several Scary Movies later, the world realizes that Americans are not intelligent enough to 'just do it,' and that they get their haha's from people banging into walls, into cars, and the like; preferably while they're in the process of getting banged. Har. I get the joke.
How many ways can you fuck up fucking? The problem, it seems, is there are far too many holes on the female body (not even counting the piercings) - no wonder most men would rather get a blow job, it's such an OBVIOUS hole.
Shwetha and I concluded that the job's simple enough with the dick and the hole, the problem is when you're with an asshole (and we mean that in an overall sense not in an anatomical sense.) We also figured this is probably what's deterring the Indian Government from embracing (haha) homosexuality - they're worried assholes will be involved (with no disrespect meant to gay men 'cos hey, we wouldn't want to be with a female either).
One more Amen, with an appadi podu on top. Which, if you think of it, is how we do it in namma naatu.
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