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America is like porn for people with shoe fetishes. I've found myself lusting after boots with a vengeance, and have to constantly remind myself that even Hitler was a vegetarian and leather's evil.

The US is also a land where you have to find someone to hold you all night because otherwise there's a very good chance that with all the sugar and starch you consume all day, you die frozen to your bed at night, unable to lift your booty long enough to call for help.

I fell in love here for sure. Multiple times. Cheesestraws, cheesecake, all that's unhealthy. But I knew I'd met my soulmate when I first encountered a cheeseburger. Hold the stories of bacon in cheeseburgers. I checked and it really is veg. Enough veg to feed Bhutan in it, but that's another matter.

I can't get over how much the Americans eat. No wonder they don't have cows on their roads. The pigeons on the roads would eat them up. Also, the reason India stores enough food to feed the country four times over? Because we don't eat it all at every single meal!

That's all comedy time for now ladies and gents. Tata bbye.