The reason India's perpetually labelled a 'developing' country while the US is cited as an example of a 'developed' nation (apart from Economics professors being too lazy to rewrite 800,000 text books) is because we don't have enough cheese... or plastic surgery or push-up bra awareness... to look as healthily developed.
Development may be a laughing matter, but cheese most definitely is not (which is why, btw, when people say 'Cheeeeese!' before clicking a picture they always turn out to be horrendous). Here, then, is how to address economic disparity, vicious cycles, and my all-consuming cravings for cheese: the people in India who can't afford three meals can't afford three meals anyway. Why deny the rest of us our cheese?
Voila! The evolution of capitalization that will grow to be as extreme as the US' version. What I don't understand is how Indian men channelize their fat into boobage while American men seem to direct their fat further downwards - no not the beer belly - remember this is a below the belt observation.
Lol!!! Though you've to admit, it'd certainly be a good way to find out if THAT marriage would last.
ReplyDeleteThank God American men don't choose to display their fat deposits to an audience at anyone's wedding, like Tamil Iyer men do!!
ReplyDeleteSo your point is that Indian men have cheese straws?
ReplyDelete@i_r_squared: Yes, and they crow.
ReplyDeleteWhy all this rampage of Amricans and us! Third post yet!
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