Macha.. if the Indian government makes you wait some 10 extra minutes at the railway station with tons of free food, you'll say they do nothing with our tax money. But if all domestic flights in the US take off at least half an hour after they're supposed to, serve nothing but coffee even anorexic cows would be ashamed to produce, and manage to lose your luggage mid-flight, it's ignored?
That's like saying Bipasha Basu and Himmessh are on the same rung of the acting ladder cos though they both have just ONE expression each, Bipasha's looks marginally hepper. Wrt that, do you think her face froze when she first stared at John Abraham's ass? But we sidetrack.
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Stuck at the airport, I long for cheese... I'm on my way back to the bountiful land of In n Out which I sorely need after that ridiculous thing Dunkin Donuts sold me. Note to self: don't trust cheap food in the US. It's not India.
We Indians may run around trees singing songs dedicated to everyone from mothers to lovers (Freudian, what?), but nothing says cheeeeeeesy like America's foodcourts. Let me tell you, I absofuckinlutely love it. What's the point of merely worshipping cows in India by not running them over? This, this is TRUE devotion to all that's milk based, and I'm happy to participate in general reverie by chomping down cheddar popcorn and risottos like the zero trans fat labels on them actually mean it.
Cheese. I forever crave.
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