You think you've heard every pickup line in the book? Well... has anyone ever hit on you via Farmville? I'm not a big fan of the app, but I opened it today, and I shit you not, them goats and gander really inspire the kink in me. I'm itching to try out the really lame obvious lines:
- I think I lost my needle in your haystack. Let's find it... and earn an all-new score!
- When you're done milking your cow, couldja come milk mine?
- Plough my land, farmah.
- How bout we go sit under my cherry tree and wait for something to fall... we can counter Newton's law of gravity and make things go up.
- Meet me behind the bushes?
- Let's harvest us some crops.
I hope y'all cringe when you next hit your farms. Bwaha. I should SO have been born a guy.
"My black sheep has turned pink.Thankyou. :)"
ReplyDeleteWhen at surface level I don't understand what your comment means, my metaphorical dirty mind kicks into high gear.
ReplyDeleteHold your horses. I'm yet to learn about the birds and the bees.:P
ReplyDeleteHold my horses, har.
ReplyDeleteSo much for repartee. Sigh!
ReplyDeleteOkay, hi, didn't we JUST talk like yesterday bout how you were married now? :P
ReplyDeleteI've no idea what we're talking about.
ReplyDeleteHey! Remind me to introduce you to a certain something called 'context'. It'd be nice to be on the same page sometime. :-)
ReplyDeleteLol. Kbai see you in 2010.
ReplyDeleteI rest my case. :|
ReplyDeleteYear of the Tiger?
ReplyDeleteDoes this seem like small talk?
ReplyDeleteDoes this look like a chat window?
ReplyDeleteDo you've a better definition?
ReplyDeleteSide effect of conducting too many interviews :P
ReplyDeleteWhy do you answer my question with a question?
ReplyDeleteIs there an opening? Ahem! :P
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think? :P
ReplyDeleteOh! Don't open that door. :P
ReplyDeleteOne too many skeletons there. :(
ReplyDeleteOkay then, get back in your closet.
ReplyDeleteThe sympathy card. Always works. :')
ReplyDeleteAww.
ReplyDeleteParticularly on gullible targets.
ReplyDelete:-)
ReplyDeleteAwww!(?)
Psschth.
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts, exactly. :/
ReplyDeleteI thought we weren't opening that door :)
ReplyDeleteIt was not on purpose, you know. It's like it has a mind of it's own. :P
ReplyDeleteNow thats being kinky...me not a FB fan, but heard its a cool place for hot stuff
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