Can someone explain why women have to step behind a curtain to be body searched while men have their dicks groped in public? I'm gonna go with .... option a, men grope themselves in public anyway; option b, men's lesbian fantasies will be ignited provided such visuals as women groping each other. Either ways, clearly, the privacy screen's directed at the comfort of men, not women.
I was once stuck flying with this guy who had... well, it starts with w, ends with d, and ISN'T an erection*... anyway, he totally managed to dump it at the airport without getting caught. On the other hand, carry a clothes-hanging rope and the officials are convinced you intend to hang yourself mid-air, mid-flight, so they make you unpack, get the 'professional noose' out, and put it into check-in luggage.
Speaking of, why is it okay for us to carry knives, blades, and whatever else we want via checkin? How come we're persecuted if we want to carry them on to flights? What, it's okay to kill yourself or others, just please don't do it in the air? How come we don't care if people kill each other on trains?
*Although, now that I think of it, it'd have been kinda sexy flying with a guy who did have w**d. Not that you can actually get any in the flight loo. You have better chances on the train, really.
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