Let the Dogs Out

And if you think 'Oh, he's ugly, but maybe he has personality'? ... He doesn't.
It ends at looks for me, sorry to say. I'm superficial that way :P
Oh dear. I can compromise on looks if the man has a wallet. I'm rather deep that way. I mean, it's not enough for him to just look good; he has to earn shitloads too.
What about really ugly with pots of money? Repulsive ugly types.
Okay, hi, have you seen what I've voluntarily dated? What does it tell you about my vision? It's the holistic Zen-bugger-fetch-me-a-BMW approach.

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This is why we say love's overrated. Well we don't really say it. But we probably should.

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Love sucks.
No, blow jobs suck. Vaccuum cleaners suck. A teething baby sucks. Love. It's hallucination man. Hallucinations don't suck.

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...Be a bitch like S. I'm sorry, is she a friend?
Please, don't tell me you think she can be my friend. How unbearable would that be.
Lol, no, but scary women attract each other I've found. That's how bitch cliques are formed. Not that I think you're any scarier than I am. But that's probably the point.