Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Top 5 Amusing Things About Being Married


1. My net worth: It's suddenly shot up, literally. I am now a gold hanger. I really need to up my insurance.

2. Now you see it, now you don't: I find my three mangalsutras have an instant aging quality about them. When I don't have them out in the open, salesmen ask for my mummy-daddy. I kinda enjoy flashing it at inappropriate moments such as the above, actually.

3. Peekaboo: Being married means that people who catch us stealing a romantic moment tend to avoid eye contact and blush on our behalf because really, what are they going to say? We're married, yo. Instant license.

4. Bleddyyyy: Two entire families are now avidly aware of when I get my period - in fact, travel schedules are planned around it. Not even kidding.

5. Baby fever: I'd literally been married for one night before our relatives gathered around for a fertility ritual. With reference to point 4 above, we now ALL know I'm not pregnant, but thanks for checking in.

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