I just spent an enjoyable ten minutes going 'Beep beep beep yourself, f-tard,' at my induction stove. I had the last beep but it won't cook my potato so I think we're even. I'm just grateful it didn't pull this stunt day before when I executed the now infamous monthiversary dinner (and served it in a sari while talking about his career - am I the aadarsh bharatiya naari or what).
Speaking of - see how I slipped it in there? - it's been a month! We were originally meant to get married yesterday, and while that would have meant more people could have made it, what a complete waste of a month that would have been. Read my Husbandly Histrionics blog for the quotable highlights.
An excerpt just so you know it's worth your time (and also appreciate what I live with all the time :):
Him
(in response to ShitMyHusbandSays.Wordpress.com):
Look at his ability to drive that woman nuts...with one statement. It's awesome!
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