Love Shove & All That Rubbish

Can you believe the lowe tag made its long-winded way back to me? Which is not to say that I invented it, but really, it's been more than a year since I answered this. Which is whyyyy it may be fun doing it now. Here goes. 

PS: I'd tag you to do it but I'm fairly sure I didn't give out this URL to more than 4 people, so whoever comes across this, all yours in direct proportion to your level of boredom.

1.  If your lover betrayed you what would your reaction be?
Gravity defying pink elephants with the moon on their backs are likely to fly by before this will ever happen. So null and void.

2. If you could have one dream come true which one would it be? 
My dreams tend to be nightmares, I prefer real life. And that's going beyond awesomely, so I'm good thanks. (My God, I'd probably ask passing genies for three wishes I can grant them).

3. Whose butt would you like to kick! 
Ehm, lesseeeee. Oooh, oh, arrogant arranged-marriage maapilais who think bride-viewing is synonymous with horse-racing. Also, people who end their questions with exclamation marks. See above.

4. What would you do with a billion dollars? 
Innnvest it? Till the exchange rate's better anyway. Bloody firangs. Can't do anything right.

5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
Nope, who would I go to bitch to about my boyfriend then?

6. Which is more blessed: loving someone or being loved by someone?
Loving good food and being loved by good sleep. Wottey wottey.

7. How long would you wait for someone you love?
Depends. Are they in the loo? Asleep? Across seven oceans? In a coma?

8. If the person you like is secretly attached, what would you do?
Advise them to grow a pair 'cos no one deserves to be a 'secret'. That's how shrinks make money, y'all.

9. If you could root for one social cause which one would it be?
Now that the cheeseburst pizza's back, ehm... registered marriages, the abolishment of gold and pattu from Iyer functions, reverse feminism (ie: I am a woman and I will fucking sit at home all day if I want to, you go work.)

10. What takes you down the fastest?
Continual dedicated research shows that walking downwards on a moving escalator's the easiest way.

11. What do you loathe most in people? 
People. Tralala.

12. What's your fear?
Solitude. It makes me obsessive. Just come see how many times I sweep my house in a day.

13. Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?
I'm never going to be poor, 'cos hi, I've a degree and can well work for money. I'm never going to be rich, 'cos hi, I don't really give too much of a damn about money. As for single or married... does the guy believe in reverse feminism or not?

14. What is the first thing you do when you wake up? 
Run to the beach. Yeah, I love my life too.

15. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously who would you pick? 
Me? Clearly I've issues that need to be sorted before I make a decision.

16. Would you give all in a relationship?
What else is the point? Loser question.

17. What's eating you now?
The need to pee.

18. Do you prefer being single or in a relationship?
At the moment, in this particular relationship. Otherwise being single's quite fun.