Tag, I'm It.

1. I’ve come to realize that my chest-size… has expanded thanks to the weight gain. Lose weight, lose boobs. Tough call.

2. I’ve come to realize that my job… is going to make me very happy in a month.

3. I’ve come to realize that when I’m driving… people get the hell out of the way, or I help them find their way to hell.

4. I’ve come to realize that I hate… loud anything. I watch the TV at volume one. I hear 'normal' volume is 6. Argh.

5. I’ve come to realize that if I’m drunk… I'm a lot more sober than when I'm sober, usually.

6. I’ve come to realize that money… doesn't make for happiness, but it closely imitates it.

7. I’ve come to realize that certain people… should probably thank their lucky stars they're remembering to breathe in and out without choking, 'cos they're that dumb.

8. I’ve come to realize that my sibling… is braver than I am. But I'm trying.

9. I’ve come to realize that my mom… is my hero.

10. I’ve come to realize that my cell phone… should be given away before I lose it.

11. I’ve come to realize that when I woke up this morning… I shouldn't have downloaded the alarm app that needed me to solve sums and anagrams before it would shut the hell up.

12. I’ve come to realize that my first love is… probably going to be redundant by the time I reach my last.

13. I’ve come to realize that right now I am thinking about… how I've done no work all day.

14. I’ve come to realize that my dad… is gonna make it very hard for me to find any man worth marrying after seeing his fine example.

15. I’ve come to realize that when I get on Facebook… I stalkz. Heh.

16. I’ve come to realize that today… I really really want to hear from someone.

17. I’ve come to realize that my best friend(s)… give Naukri.com a SERIOUS run for their money. I love you guys ya!!

18. I’ve come to realize that my spouse… dot dot dot indeed.

19. I’ve come to realize that I really want to do… that thing I want to hear about.

20. I’ve come to realize that life… goes by easier when you're doing something instead of working at something.

21. I’ve come to realize that this weekend… will be full of kids, yay!!!

22. I’ve come to realize that next weekend… is when my mommy and Kavya are over, double yay!!

23. I’ve come to realize that my children… are going to get a stay-at-home mom, yay for the rest of my life!

24. I’ve come to realize that when life gives you lemons… you get out the tequila?