The Marriage Series - II

Me: What's with the questions, can you make coffee... Who only can't make? It's like a basic test of cognitive ability or something.

Arun: Sarcasm detector status: not available. I can't.

Me: No, you don't. And neither do I. But as for the capacity to follow 3 simple steps without having a heart attack... I do believe that if we can remember to breathe in and out and put left foot before right foot, it's not that unimaginably obscure to imagine we could conceivably make coffee. No?

(Pssst: Arun is very single, very available, and even if I only say it because he's my manager, rather cute. If you'd like to hit on him, I suggest praising his blog whilst holding up a signboard that says 'I'm hitting on you' in size 72 font. That should do it.)