The Birds & The Bullshit

Did you think I forgot it was Thursday? Didja? Didja? WELL. I so DIDN'T. Here it is then, TMI.

I was fullto innocent growing up, so I assumed the f-word was 'fool.' Given this terminology mismatch you can well imagine my bemusement when my friend told me the f-word also meant "doing it." Being astute and all, I concluded that being a fool = doing it, and THAT is why doing it is baaad.

May I just say, my opinions on the matter have changed drastically since, and I heartily advocate all men to please go ahead and sow their oats, 'cos hey, we don't want you trying to figure out where the opening is based on your sketchy understanding of porn.

Nonetheless, on the subject of taking it to the other extreme - this guy I know wanted to marry me, with a single caveat: he said he wanted me to lose my virginity before we got married 'cos he didn't want to have to deal with a shrieky paranoid tight-holed... you get the idea. That's all folks.

PS: Last week's was completely factual, thanks for asking, and re-asking, and confirming, and re-confirming. You guys need to talk to strangers more often, y'all!