Question: What happened to my other account?

Answer: It's exed!

Hahahahaha. Ok, not so funny given I don't have access to my blog if I don't have access to the account. But. Abhijeet, that lovely bald 6'feet-plus-two-down-below boy, is kindly posting this for me. I hope. I mean I emailed it to him and asked him to. And I think I house trained him pretty well.

So if you see this... well, you can love him as much as I do, and maybe head to the temple and break a coconut in his praise. Either that or you're hallucinating and this post doesn't really exist and you need to stop watching The Matrix 'cos Reeves isn't worth it and you can watch the Pillsbury doughboy ad for the exact same effect.

Okay, this blog post is pretty much done. S'long.