Saturday, January 17, 2009

Random Confessions

* I can't say 'good night.' I'm sorry, it's just a supremely intimate thing to say, and I know this is weird coming from someone who can discuss, like, pig sex without squirming, but yeah. No can do.

* Tall and I once flicked the matches from a Ganesha temple at college 'cos we had.. erm.. urgent business that required it. No sutta involved.

* I get very annoyed when I look at mutual friends in FB and see everyone knows everyone else.

* I can't eat with a spoon. Seriously, I can do peas with a fork, but I spill all over when I have a spoon in hand.

* I believe in the zodiac so much that I recently told someone, "This is so unfair, you're a Saggitarian! You're not meant to react!"

* I tend to pick up anything anyone throws on the road in front of me, and I retain it till I find a dustbin; to my mom's great chagrin.

* I used to believe that if I said 'good night' and didn't talk after that, I'd have good dreams. Definitely worked, though people tell me I said really disturbing stuff in my sleep. (PS: Stop listening, then!)

* I'm soooo scared of my job, it's not even funny. I keep waiting for them to kick me out :P

* I can't drink water, like, really. It takes a lot of effort for me to choke down even two glasses a day. Hello, it tastes of NOTHING.

* If I had a ton of money and went shopping for clothes, I'd still say 'Naw, I could have designed that better!' Which is why my brother and mother and father and friends shop for me instead. If it weren't for them, I'd be sadly off. God bless their souls.

* I told the cabbie I'd be down ten minutes ago, so now would be a good time to leave.

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