Whaaaaat?

The universe is vastly amusing me with the people it throws my way.

It's funny enough when you meet the kind who embody Javed Jaffrey meeting Shakti Kapoor in a high speed blender (don't even pretend that doesn't describe most Indian guys you know.)

But when you meet someone who seems normal at face value, and then they bring on the insanity.... ten times more hilarious, minimum.