The A's hardly need another reason to grow obese and yet poultry trembles in fear at the thought of their annual unholy plague celebration.
An entire civilization was wiped out by primitive unhealthy standards and instead of learning from history and spending the day flushing their body of toxins, those that stampeded in to take over the newly cleared space celebrate the memory of that day by making merry with carcasses of birds that hadn't evolved enough to even fly.
This whole thing is so wrong on so many many levels but Jesus saved them all by planting Xmas close enough for us to forgive, forget, and ho ho ho on. I'm thanking God this Thanksgiving for letting A's celebrate the plague of the pilgrims - whatever stops them from plague'ing us with work, baby.
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