Monday, November 3, 2008

Life Cycle Of Negativity

  • Crying bouts: Last all of 30 seconds, then I get bored and start wondering what I look like crying
  • Seething anger: Lasts maybe 2 minutes, then I give over to crying for 30 seconds, and we're done
  • Cursing: Choice expletives at high volume last about 5 minutes before giving over to crying for 30 seconds
  • Vengeful ignoring & persistent sarcasm: As anyone who's experienced it can tell you, it can last for upto three years
  • Forgiving someone: Never. The Godfather may waver, but not I. If you've ever had me make a snide remark to you, rest assured I'll never forget it. And it most definitely was NOT a joke.

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