Isn't it incredible when you look at the pictures of people whom you thought were really gorgeous while you were growing up with them, and you realize, "Oooh, actually, not so much.'?
Major punctuation mismatch happening with that last sentence there, but I'm sure we all agree that I can't just leave a question hanging without a question mark, because that would be ungrammatical and the ghost of my dear English teacher from the first grade, assuming she's not still alive, will twist and turn in its grave, and that would change the geographical setting of the land, and the whole butterfly effect would necessitate yet another climatic disaster the likes of which mankind is never prepared for, although, surprisingly, mankind seems prepared enough for other never-before-heard-of eventualities such as this supremely pointless blog post (that started off, if you're curious, as a means to put off actual work)never ending, by having emergency evacuation mechanisms in place such as character limit, which reminds me I'd better shut up as this sentence could go on for ages and ages but noone's really reading, which is okay, because, really, neither am I.
I think we've reached the end of this post now. Pity. Moral of the story: I'm hot. Bwaha. Oh, and I write 159 word long sentences that MS word doesn't prettily highlight for grammar errors. I'm hot AND grammatical. And oh so modest.
Major punctuation mismatch happening with that last sentence there, but I'm sure we all agree that I can't just leave a question hanging without a question mark, because that would be ungrammatical and the ghost of my dear English teacher from the first grade, assuming she's not still alive, will twist and turn in its grave, and that would change the geographical setting of the land, and the whole butterfly effect would necessitate yet another climatic disaster the likes of which mankind is never prepared for, although, surprisingly, mankind seems prepared enough for other never-before-heard-of eventualities such as this supremely pointless blog post (that started off, if you're curious, as a means to put off actual work)never ending, by having emergency evacuation mechanisms in place such as character limit, which reminds me I'd better shut up as this sentence could go on for ages and ages but noone's really reading, which is okay, because, really, neither am I.
I think we've reached the end of this post now. Pity. Moral of the story: I'm hot. Bwaha. Oh, and I write 159 word long sentences that MS word doesn't prettily highlight for grammar errors. I'm hot AND grammatical. And oh so modest.
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