Tuesday, December 17, 2013

12 Days of Christmas

For the longest time, I thought it was a partridge in a petri.



I figured the blood lust with which that last line was roared was entirely in character. After all, these same people had gleefully gloated about eating a turkey whole in the recent past, why would a partridge expect a different fate?

I image-searched a partridge in a pear tree this morning, and I really think the petri may have been more comfortable. The fact that the image above exists on the internet is proof enough that I'm not the only person who thinks so.

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Ooh, snap.

My profile picture on Whatsapp is a nice, demure (ish) couple shot.

My husband claims his is too.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

ARGH!

Are you sick of reading rants about work crap yet?

Yeah, me too.